There’s a joke about Johhny Depp that goes like this: Johnny Depp has been found to be 90% scarves.
Maybe I’d accepted my situation in life— given up, become complacent. Maybe it’s because I need the money and I would take any insult flung at me. Maybe, like Hugh Macleod, I have an evil plan.
In Nigeria, big clothes is big man and we had to be like our role models and wear big clothes, too.
I didn’t even plan it. We were hanging out at the mall. I think we’d gone to see a movie.
One: choices have consequences. I made a choice to be a minimalist. In a country like Nigeria where I’m expected to exhibit my “success” through big clothes, I should know it’s possible some will look down on me.
So I ate some fruit scones. It’d been a year since I tried some. They’re glorious. I ate them in moderation. I’m doing everything in moderation these days. I think I’m good, thank you.
We’re going to teach them in primary schools, in secondary schools. Just like Christianity and Islam, they will be part of the curriculum. We’ll give the kids an alternative.
Hello, Hypocrite here. How’re you doing? I joined a gym but here I am, saying perhaps you shouldn’t do what
Where were you when you heard that Whitney died? I remember where I was. It was a Sunday; I was
1. You know the meaning of life already. Picasso* said, “The meaning of life is to find your gift. The