Can You Smell That? Stop. It’s Like Something Is Burning!

I couldn’t remember the name of the actor in the movie. What movie was I talking about? I couldn’t remember the title of the movie either.

I was like, Yes, I’ve seen the film! It’s fantastic, this guy is in it… then I clicked and clicked my fingers, trying to remember the headline actor’s name. No luck. I was blank.

I asked the people I was talking to: You’ve the movie, right? That one with the shark. People were looking at me, expectant. But the more they stared, the more pressured I became. Continue reading Can You Smell That? Stop. It’s Like Something Is Burning!

Five Things That Will Make Your Work Life A Little More Joyful

If you hate going to work, raise up your hand. Aaah, there you go.

Don’t worry if you’re feeling a little guilty that you raised your hand. You’re not the only human who takes money from a place but hates going to that place to work for that money. Continue reading Five Things That Will Make Your Work Life A Little More Joyful

A new religion taking off In Nigeria

In 2015, when Muhammadu Buhari was running for office, after trying and failing for 16 years, people said, “Buhari would be our president. He’d kill corruption.”

This is three years later. He’s running for another term. Corruption is still alive and well. Corruption is alive and kicking. It’s kicking us in the balls. We. Are. Broke.

Now, people are saying, Continue reading A new religion taking off In Nigeria

This is your biggest drug test

Adderall. Ritalin.

These are some of the drugs I thought I might need to get through my day.

I heard of a young dude in Ikorodu. He wanted that slow-burning euphoria that comes with some stimulants. So he took some Gutter Water*. It killed him.

Also, you can get addicted to Adderall and OD and die. It happens.

Continue reading This is your biggest drug test