There’s a joke about Johhny Depp that goes like this: Johnny Depp has been found to be 90% scarves.
I didn’t even plan it.
We were hanging out at the mall. I think we’d gone to see a movie. As we walked out, descending the lifts, bright lights, gleaming glass and a crowd of strangers surrounding us, she said something that was so cute it melted my heart.
I have a red corduroy blazer that I wear a lot. So, today I wore it again– to a beauty pageant.
An intern from my office saw me and went, “He’s always wearing this jacket.”
In 2015, when Muhammadu Buhari was running for office, after trying and failing for 16 years, people said, “Buhari would be our president. He’d kill corruption.”
This is three years later. He’s running for another term. Corruption is still alive and well. Corruption is alive and kicking. It’s kicking us in the balls. We. Are. Broke.
Now, people are saying, Continue reading A new religion taking off In Nigeria
Where were you when you heard that Whitney died? I remember where I was.
It was a Sunday; I was on my way to church. Driving. On the radio, the DJ was playing Whitney back to back. It was Continue reading “I look to you”