Why I’m always wearing this jacket

I have a red corduroy blazer that I wear a lot. So, today I wore it again– to a beauty pageant.

An intern from my office saw me and went, “He’s always wearing this jacket.”

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A new religion taking off In Nigeria

In 2015, when Muhammadu Buhari was running for office, after trying and failing for 16 years, people said, “Buhari would be our president. He’d kill corruption.”

This is three years later. He’s running for another term. Corruption is still alive and well. Corruption is alive and kicking. It’s kicking us in the balls. We. Are. Broke.

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This is your biggest drug test

Adderall. Ritalin.

These are some of the drugs I thought I might need to get through my day.

I heard of a young dude in Ikorodu. He wanted that slow-burning euphoria that comes with some stimulants. So he took some Gutter Water*. It killed him.

Also, you can get addicted to Adderall and OD and die. It happens.

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